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nostalgiaultra:

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harrystylesdildo:

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

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Anonymous asked:

What kind of jobs are available for people who major in ass studies?

finalfantasyfootball answered:

ass jobs

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richwhitelesbian:

thenecropantser:

i’m not mad you missed the opportunity to say “rim jobs” i’m just disappointed

you gotta know when to hold em… know when to fold em

actually thats just not a good field anymore

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